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Triceratops and Bottoms Notebook (Dinosaur Erotica)
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- *** TikTok fans! This is NOT the infamous work of dinosaur romance by Lola Faust, but a totally SFW notebook with the same cover art! Choose wisely! ***This is a whole world of romance, erotic novels where humans and dinosaurs are f******, and it's so rad.-Devendra BanhartDo you want people to think you're reading Lola Faust's shocking work of dinosaur erotica... without actually having to read it?Then this handsome notebook is perfect for you! The glorious cover artwork will tease, taunt, and titillate (or terrify) classmates, subway riders, and the guy sitting next to you on the airplane. Meanwhile, you can jot down your brilliant observations on life, or post-structuralist poetry, or doodles of Kate Winslet, or whatever, in the 120 pages of high-quality notepaper. Pencil not included.ABSOLUTELY safe for children. ABSOLUTELY zero erotic or sexual content!She was a time-traveling sexaholic in search of the ultimate dinogasm!For Erin, life in the far future is safe, easy... and boring! Until the experimental time-belt takes her to a perverse prehistoric playground of pleasure.But will her forbidden lust for a strapping saurian spell disaster?Goodreads critics can't get enough of Triceratops and Bottoms:an absolutely wild book of short stories --SydnieI don't know that I'll be able to look at a Triceratops the same way. --BobbijoreadsDo I question my sanity? Yes. Did I laugh myself into tears? Also, yes. Do I regret it? No. --Jennifer Colvinok, maybe you just need to read it for yourself. There, I said it. Go and read it. --agThis book also shows that language does not have to be a barrier when you have a deep connection and there is still consent given before every romantic encounter which is very important. --AliciaCaesarthis is smutty…four flames for smut! --HillaryI had to abandon this one after Erin starts showing an interest in the Plesiosaur. This bitch just needs therapy. --Mars RussellThe subject matter was vile …having said that I still think others should read it so I don’t feel so alone in my depravity! --Zara HarperMain character Erin & the author of this book need our prayers --Mikayla
| Publisher | Independently published |
| Publication date | June 14, 2023 |
| Language | English |
| Print length | 120 pages |
| Item Weight | 8.3 ounces (235.31 grams) |
| Dimensions | 6 x 0.28 x 9 inches (15.2 x 0.7 x 22.9 cm) |
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Triceratops and Bottoms Notebook (Dinosaur Erotica)
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Answer: Absolutely! It is perfect for jotting down brilliant observations, poetry, or doodling.
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- SFW notebook with eye-catching dinosaur-themed cover art.
- Perfect for concealing your true reading interests.
- 120 pages of high-quality notepaper for all your thoughts and doodles.
- Great conversation starter, teasing classmates and fellow commuters.
- Safe for all ages; contains absolutely no erotic content.
- Ideal for creative writing, sketching, or keeping daily notes.
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